Films 16/04/28

Many, many really good films to recommend.....

Everest Link - Exciting Doc about groups trying to scale Everest...

He Never Died Link - An actual good film about Vampires....

Sunshine Superman Link - Doc about this wierd guy who fathered Base Jumping....

Bridge of Spies Link - Cold War exchange of spies...

Room Link - amazing tale, amazing cast....The best film here!

Jafar Panahi's Taxi Link - Iranian censored director puts a camera in a taxi as he records events there.

Stuff 16/04/25

More Murphy's Laws...










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Stuff 16/04/22

Old folks humor...
'I don't look good naked any more'
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'Older Ladies'  Link
'Penis Song'   Link











A joke with a twist..

 

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!" 
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